Uff yeh pakwan
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uf yeh pakwan
Hum aajkal pakwan na karne ki kasam khaye hue hain kyunki is pakwan karne ki wajhe se hum aise talkh tajurbe se guzre hain ki hum ne kitchen mein jaane hi se touba karli .ab kissa khuch youn hai ki...
Us din ghar ke tamam afrad kahin baher ja rahe they.hum ghar mein hi rukne wale they ke bade abba ka phone aya ke woh ghar tashreef la rahe hain.ab ammi ne kaha ki tum ghar mein ruk rahi ho to bade abba ke liye khana bana lena hum pareshan ke kya banayein toh ammi ne kaha iss mein itna ghabrane ki kya baat hai khichdi andon ka salan roti waghaira bana lo gaajar frige mein pade hain ho sake to halwe ki tayyari karlo mein aakar halwa baghaar loon gi thieek hai hum unhein dekhne lage woh aise shaks ko meidanejung mein bhej rahi theen jise talwar pakadna bhi nahin aata.khair woh sab chali gaye aur hum ne dupatta kamar ke gird kasa aur sach mein jaise maidane jung mein kood pade humara matlab hai kitchen mein ghus gaye.
Sabse pehle hum ne kichdi banane ka socha khichdi ko achi tarah garam masaleh se baghara aur jab dum diya to pata chala ki khichdi aur biryani ki tarkeeb mein gadbad ho chuki hai hum ne khichdi ki tarah baghara aur biryani ki tarah nithar liya hum khud bhi ise khichdi kehne se ghabraye kyunki na ghee nazar aaraha hai na masaleh kahin narm aur kahin adh pake hamen khud samajh nahin aaya ki ab kya karen hum ne usko unhi rakh diya.hum ne socha ab roti bana lete hein wo kounsa mushkil kaam hai hum ne aata liya aur jug bhar paani daal diya ab aata lai jaisa ban gaya aur hamare haath geele aate mein luthde huye they.ab saalan ki baari thi hum ne ande ubalne ke liye rakh diye unka yani andon ka ghussa dekhne layekh tha wo pateli mein se bahar aane ki liye bechain they kyun shayed humen kachcha chabane ke liye hum ne der ke maare gas hi band kar di.hum ne socha ab gajar ka halwa tobana lein gajar ke halwe ka khiyal aate hi ammi ke haath ka meetha laziz khushboo bagharta nazron mein phir gaya hum ne socha ab hum to aisa halwa banayenge aisa halwa banayege ki sab ungliyan chat te reh jayenge hum ne gajaron koliya aur kash karni ki koshish karne lage koshish youn ki najane kyon gajar baar baar phisalte ja rahe they ab hum jo zara ghusse se chilne gaye to badle mein hamari ungli chil gayi humen to ghussa aaya aur hum ne gajaron ko khakar iss takleef ka badla utar liya jab zara ghussa thanda hua to dekha aadhe gajar khatam ho chuke they aur aadhe apne haalezar par matam kar rahe the.
Us waqt jab hum aaloo piyaz se kushti lad rahe the bade abba agaye .humara haal aisa tha bikhre baal aata laga huwa kapdon par haldi mirch lagi huee humein apna taruf karwana samajh hi na aya humein dekh kar bade abba ne poocha kya nayi baawarchan ho tum usi waqt ammi bhi aagayin aur hum kitchen se hi bhaag gaye aur sochne lage itni mehnat karne pae humein mila bhi to kya ye khitab baawarchan .hum ne kaha oof yeh pakwan.
uf yeh pakwan
Hum aajkal pakwan na karne ki kasam khaye hue hain kyunki is pakwan karne ki wajhe se hum aise talkh tajurbe se guzre hain ki hum ne kitchen mein jaane hi se touba karli .ab kissa khuch youn hai ki...
Us din ghar ke tamam afrad kahin baher ja rahe they.hum ghar mein hi rukne wale they ke bade abba ka phone aya ke woh ghar tashreef la rahe hain.ab ammi ne kaha ki tum ghar mein ruk rahi ho to bade abba ke liye khana bana lena hum pareshan ke kya banayein toh ammi ne kaha iss mein itna ghabrane ki kya baat hai khichdi andon ka salan roti waghaira bana lo gaajar frige mein pade hain ho sake to halwe ki tayyari karlo mein aakar halwa baghaar loon gi thieek hai hum unhein dekhne lage woh aise shaks ko meidanejung mein bhej rahi theen jise talwar pakadna bhi nahin aata.khair woh sab chali gaye aur hum ne dupatta kamar ke gird kasa aur sach mein jaise maidane jung mein kood pade humara matlab hai kitchen mein ghus gaye.
Sabse pehle hum ne kichdi banane ka socha khichdi ko achi tarah garam masaleh se baghara aur jab dum diya to pata chala ki khichdi aur biryani ki tarkeeb mein gadbad ho chuki hai hum ne khichdi ki tarah baghara aur biryani ki tarah nithar liya hum khud bhi ise khichdi kehne se ghabraye kyunki na ghee nazar aaraha hai na masaleh kahin narm aur kahin adh pake hamen khud samajh nahin aaya ki ab kya karen hum ne usko unhi rakh diya.hum ne socha ab roti bana lete hein wo kounsa mushkil kaam hai hum ne aata liya aur jug bhar paani daal diya ab aata lai jaisa ban gaya aur hamare haath geele aate mein luthde huye they.ab saalan ki baari thi hum ne ande ubalne ke liye rakh diye unka yani andon ka ghussa dekhne layekh tha wo pateli mein se bahar aane ki liye bechain they kyun shayed humen kachcha chabane ke liye hum ne der ke maare gas hi band kar di.hum ne socha ab gajar ka halwa tobana lein gajar ke halwe ka khiyal aate hi ammi ke haath ka meetha laziz khushboo bagharta nazron mein phir gaya hum ne socha ab hum to aisa halwa banayenge aisa halwa banayege ki sab ungliyan chat te reh jayenge hum ne gajaron koliya aur kash karni ki koshish karne lage koshish youn ki najane kyon gajar baar baar phisalte ja rahe they ab hum jo zara ghusse se chilne gaye to badle mein hamari ungli chil gayi humen to ghussa aaya aur hum ne gajaron ko khakar iss takleef ka badla utar liya jab zara ghussa thanda hua to dekha aadhe gajar khatam ho chuke they aur aadhe apne haalezar par matam kar rahe the.
Us waqt jab hum aaloo piyaz se kushti lad rahe the bade abba agaye .humara haal aisa tha bikhre baal aata laga huwa kapdon par haldi mirch lagi huee humein apna taruf karwana samajh hi na aya humein dekh kar bade abba ne poocha kya nayi baawarchan ho tum usi waqt ammi bhi aagayin aur hum kitchen se hi bhaag gaye aur sochne lage itni mehnat karne pae humein mila bhi to kya ye khitab baawarchan .hum ne kaha oof yeh pakwan.
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